MemeX7

As prompted by Will. Sorry it's work in progress

7 THINGS TO DO BEFORE I DIE

• Pay off the Mortgage
• Get married
• Visit Australia, Africa and South America.
• Attain a lower BMI
• Use Linux at home
• Take two weeks off work to do somthing other than Scouting/Politics
• Write a book

7 THINGS I CANNOT DO(assuming all the stuff I temorarily can't do is cheating)

• Lie with my eyes
• Play any wind instrument
• Put up with snotty customer service operatives
• Intentionally cause suffering
• Avoid running when agitated
• Keep a paper based appointments diary
• Buy imaginative presents

7 THINGS THAT ATTRACT ME TO LONDON

• The tube
• My friends who live there
• The science museum
• Heathrow Airport
• Er
• Um
• Having the opportunity to point out that just about very other British city is better

THINGS I OFTEN SAY

• I expressed myself quite clearly, you just didn’t pay attention.
• We need to be careful about this
• That’s like the pot calling the electric kettle black.
• I did understand the joke, I didn’t laugh because it wasn’t funny
• Ah , OK.
• That's not... quite what I meant.
• Have you brought your subs?

7 BOOKS THAT I LOVE
Like Will I don't often revisit books.

• So long and Thanks for all the Fish - Douglas Adams
• Carter Beats The Devil - Glen David Gold
• Bad Therapy - Matt Jones
• Grub on a Grant - Cas Clarke
• The Mary Whitehouse Experience Encyclopedia
• The Truth - Terry Pratchett
• The Harry Potter Series (Sorry, it's true)

7 MOVIES I WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Same deal as the books.

• Back to the future
• The Italian Job
• Highlander
• Office Space
• Flash Gordon (Complete with Overdubed star)
• Short Circuit 2
• Star Trek IV

7 PEOPLE I WANT TO JOIN IN TOO
I think we’ve exhausted LibDemery so:

• Amy (the SAGGA Meme queen)
• Wendy (a rival to the throne)
• Mad(who can send this off in a whole new direction)
• Andy
• Martin
• James
• Andy H