More scurrilous gossip

I have heard from a wholely unreliable source that Menzies Campbell is a Scotsman who doesn't like haggis, and Chris Huhne does not fantasise about the Single Transferable Voting system when "in bed" with his wife Vicky.

The last revelation must not get out as it is somthing that could genuinely damage his reputation among members of the party, unlike tales of rent boys, bisexual tendancies and alcoholism. So please, I urge you, keep this under your hat and don't tell any employees of News International...

Further disasterous revelations can be read here. I can't cope.